Archive for June, 2008

posted by Ceci Miller on Jun 19

It’s amazing how amply jazzed you can get if you allow yourself to remember some especially resonant event and then let it expand onto the page. This process elicits written wonders you could never have thought up. Seriously. I call it “flying by the seat of your pencil.” The key is being willing to jump off the Cliff of Your Own Imagination, with nothing whatever but your pencil beneath you á la Harry Potter on his Nimbus 2000, and go whisking through the skies of your psyche, dodging dragons while in hot pursuit of whatever shiny things (images, characters, or finding out what happens next) make you want to keep flying.

You write as if streaking through the sky––clothed, of course, for those of you who remember what “streaking” used to mean ––toward an uncertain destination. Only once you have reached it will you know, where you are headed. You will have landed, of course, in the dangerous heart of the imagination. Its pulse steady, reassuring, almost obvious. And yet now and then it wanders, slightly offbeat, and you remember its unpredictability. Later you will revise and craft a bit so that the piece holds its own, if not calmly or with readily perceptible order, as a whole.

For now, while you fly by the seat of your pencil, your only desire is to report whatever is whizzing through the mind’s intrepid weather: a mocking branch, the crackle of leaves suggesting footfall, the color and movement of a phantom in the mist about to reveal itself. Keep flying, and you’ll meet it face to face! This, dear friends, is writing. And the culmination of many such journeys, interwoven in a way that deeply satisfies, sometimes earns the name of Book.

A Writing Exercise
To do this you must be willing to engage in the physical act of writing – with a pencil, on a piece of paper. Antiquarian, I know, but bear with me. Start by describing anything at all: a hairpin, a soggy sock stuck to the sidewalk, or (if your taste runs to the cheery) a bowl of vivid berries with their dainty leaves still attached. Keep writing until the cherries or the hairpin or the sock are not themselves, but have begun morphing into some wildly tenuous Other.

At this point you are now Flying By the Seat of Your Pencil! Keep flying. If the soggy sock has acquired a foot, let it run with abandon– keep laying down those rows and rows of graphite. Do not allow the sock to stop running — kersplatch! kasquish! kasplotch! — until it has arrived somewhere entirely astonishing. Alternatively, if the cherries in your bowl have begun emitting the sounds of bees, permit the insects to explode into harmonics, or swarm into kaleidoscopic formations. Give them all names like “Hootch” and “Tigerbomb”. But wherever the ride takes you, Keep Your Seat Firmly Attached to Your Pencil. It’s your anchor. The only rule is: Everything onto the page! Thundercats are go! . . . Let each image/sound/event unfold, and write it down.

Above all, don’t think.

How will you know when to stop, you ask (beads of sweat forming)?
Simple. Stop when you’re done.

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posted by Ceci Miller on Jun 19

To make an impact, your writing must stand out from what’s inside all the other paper sandwiches stacking the counters at Bones and Narble (and all the other Elvises of the bookselling world). How exactly is this done? Well…

A Writing Exercise for Your Inner Nut Case

First, think of a bright color. Now stand up — yes, Right Now — stand up and take a bow. Bet you’re the first person on your block to do this today. Congratulate yourself! Honor your innate goodness! You are the only you there is! Glorious and unfathomable in your uniqueness, humble though you may be. And that’s only the beginning…

Now sit down again, if you like. Alright, so remember when you were a little kid and you were in daily, intimate communication with your Inner Nut Case? You’d have these crazy ideas about new stuff to do. You wouldn’t consult an expert — you’d just go straight to the closet, find your big brother’s cowboy boot, turn it upside down and screw it onto your head like a hat. That’s just the sort of thing I’m talking about… That same Inner Nut Case is waiting in the wings — over there, see? — hoping you will allow it to start working wonders in your writing mind.

So… right now, write for 15 minutes without stopping, from the point of view of your Inner Nut Case…

Don’t wait – innovate!
Because everybody likes new stuff.

WARNING: Do not, I repeat Do Not book a flight to your big brother’s childhood closet. Instead, book a flight of fancy — write down at least 6 bizarro, juicy-weird things you’d write right now if you knew for sure that nobody gave a piddlin’ two pennies one way or the other. Flex your originality! And then, provided they’re legal, try ‘em out.

Shoot me a comment if something great happens. If nothing great happens, I’ll bet your journal would love to hear all about it.

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posted by Ceci Miller on Jun 9

If you’re enough of a dang fool to want to be a writer, you know you’ve got to do crazy writing exercises. One a day, if possible. Like a vitamin, only a lot more delicious. Like a Red Vine, only good for you. Just as chewy as a Red Vine, but not in quite the same way. Which brings us to today’s writing exercise:Writing Exercise for Milk Lovers* Imagine you’re lying down. A massive cow is standing over you. Full udders. Watch your face. No, you have not been kidnapped into someone’s free-roaming hallucination. Yes, this is most definitely a writing exercise. Now try filling out the rest of this sentence: “If only I had . . . .” Then write another one to hang onto the tail of that one. Keep going until you stop. If you stop after, say, just two sentences, don’t. Because a crazy dang fool writer would keep this writing exercise moving until milk flooded the farm and every tobacca-chewer in town was involved. Or something else even more outrageous happened. Or you could just hang out under that cow and keep up the in-depth reporting. Dish the details. Don’t leave out anything. Go for the gross factor. . . Actually, I misspoke. You don’t have to like milk to love this writing exercise. You just have to be willing to be a dang fool. Because if you’re not open to being a fool then, dangit, a whole herd of cows could be standing over you and you wouldn’t be able to write a single word.Stay tuned for more writing exercises not involving dairy animals or milk products. Mad geeky writing exercises will be breakin’ out all over this blog, so you might as well subscribe. Go on. Click it: ____((RSS feed))___